this a list of things Erik has stated as unnecessary, annoying, offensive, and punishable by death. It would be wise to take notes.

1) climbing into the coffin while he is asleep( I learned this the hard way.)
2) playing dress-up in his wardrobe
3) wearing his other masks
4) kicking Ayesha
5) mentioning the words "Vicomte", "Raoul", and "De Chagny"
6) PhanPhics are unacceptable, as well as punishable by death.
7) drawing mustaches on the Christine mannequin
8) writing blogs about him ( this really seems to upset him)
9) going through the "bag of life and death"
10) asking about the room seemingly filled with tortured screaming
11) playing with the punjab lasso
12) dressing as Christine
13) wearing a half mask all day
14) sleeping in his cloak
15) folding origami with his sheet music
16) shouting " He's there, the Phantom of the opera!"
17) swimming in the lake
19) sleeping in the coffin
and above all, never, ever, EVER allow the speculation of merest possibility of ever allowing the thought of...
20) REMOVING THE MASK
ever begin to ever possibly speculate the merest, slightest possibility of ever, ever, EVER crossing your mind!!!!






PS:the pic isn't mine, i just made the girl look more like me. I don't know who drew it, but I love it, and if you know who drew it, please tell them that I love it, and if my use of it upsets them in any way, I will remove it if necessary.